About
Greetings dear blog reader!
Before I unleash my story into your eyes I’d like to share a quote from Stephen King in his book, On Writing, that I think all writers should read and remember:
“You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or even despair–the sense that you can never completely put on the page what’s in your mind and heart. You can come to the act with your fists clenched and your eyes narrowed, ready to kick ass and take down names. You can come to it because you want a girl to marry you or because you want to change the world. Come to it any way but lightly. Let me say it again: you must not come lightly to the blank page.”
Many bloggers state how they are “aspiring writers” in their About pages then yammer on and on about their genre or niche and the deep meaning of why they write.
I simply write. It’s my nature to create stories, characters and worlds.
I won’t attempt to be so condescending and tell you that I see the world differently because it means jack shit. We all see the world differently. I’ve been writing since I about 10, from short stories & novellas to complete books. The fact that I am an unpublished writer bothers me not a jot and it certainly isn’t what drives me to write.
I write because I must.
If the world crumbled away, and the world of computers, pens, pencils, paint, canvas, paper etc vanished, I’d scrawl my words in blood across the rocks because my inner writer can’t keep the stories dammed up forever.
I’ve read articles about budding authors who claim they “write for the pleasure of writing” and how that’s a load of bull. They claim anyone who writes wants to be published but I disagree.
If you want to write, then write. If you want to be published then submit your works and cross those fingers. Or get yourself a blog and hey-presto, you’re published, from a certain point of view anyway.
Maybe one day I’ll see my book in a book store. If that day comes and you, dear blog reader, happen to notice someone next to you, grinning with insane pride, don’t be worried, it’s just me and my proud smile saying: “How ya doin dear book reader! I wrote that one!”
Blogging Schedule
I’ve been blogging for a while now, since 2009, but I only started taking it seriously (well, maybe not seriously, just more dedicated) in February 2011. Since then I’ve settled into a routine – Gasp! No! No! Routine must surely stunt your creativity, Dave! – Actually no, the structure helps me maintain the constant flow of creativity rather than diminish it. It gives me goals to reach.
I tend to post a couple of times a week, but don’t come knocking my door to check I’m okay if I happen to skip a post or two. When not blogging, yet still shackled to my PC, I’m usually editing my novel, The Range, a tricky and time-consuming beast that remains untamed at the best of times.
The Background Bit.
When I was in high school I wrote a book on my dad’s Apricot computer. You heard right, Apricot not Apple. I was into fantasy novels, The Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Magician, Terry Pratchett and so on, and my idea of a good story had to centre around elves, dark v light magic, vast epic battles, magical trinkets and every other fantasy concept I could lay my imagination on. My first book was called Wish and stretched, surprisingly, to around 90,000 words. When I think about it that’s quite an achievement for a 14-16 year old. Especially since I spent a great deal of time with my friends, mountain biking, 10 pin bowling, playing football – idyllic stuff you could say.
In my late teens I joined a local writers circle with my dad. That was fun. It opened my eyes to how others write and what their influences were. There were some outlandish characters gathered around the table at the weekly meeting and I’m thankful for what I learned from them.
I’d recommend joining a writers circle. You can learn a lot about how other people write, their styles, dreams, views and experiences. Even the most dull or inexperienced person at the meeting will at some point have something to say that may benefit you.
During my late teens and early 20′s I penned a range of novellas (10,000 to 30,000 word short stories) that covered various topics – sci-fi, action and adventure stuff mostly, yet they all had one common theme, romance. Honestly, I never set out to write about love or romance, it just happened! When I look back through them I see them as a learning curve, the bricks and mortar of my craft.
My life up to my mid 20′s was kinda weird for reasons I won’t go into here, but I never stopped writing. I left behind the world of fantasy and found my funny bone. On a Commodore Amiga 500 I wrote a second novel called Unreal, a sci-fi parody. That went through half a dozen drafts before I grew weary of looking at the same words. The manuscript now sits in a file in a box somewhere, forgotten and lonely. Saw awwwww.
The Up to Date Bit.
It would be a bit silly to say I have 3 writing projects on the go at the moment because to any writer serious about their craft that smacks of spreading oneself too thinly and not immersing themselves in one project.
There are a few unfinished projects tucked away in a folder on my PC, of the more interesting pieces one is no more than 20,000 words, and the other 40,000 words. I intend to give them they attention they deserve but for now they’ll sit and wait until I’m ready to return to those worlds.
In November 2011 I took part in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and churned out 84,000 words in 30 days. I was very proud to beat the 50,000 word goal and get my certificate. My NaNo Novel, Shadowrealm Stalkers, remains unfinished like my other projects, but I know I’ll be coming back to it at some point. NaNo was a great experience and I recommend taking part next year. I hooked up with friends on Twitter to encourage and cheer as we ranted through the night, challenging each other to Word Sprints and challenges. Good times.
Bloodwalker Legacy – The Range.
I’m working on one particular project at the moment called The Range, a story about survival, friendship & courage. For a long time I’ve wanted to write about a specific genre and in Summer 2011 I put my other projects on hold so I could pen the story that had been worming through my Imaginationland to the point where I couldn’t focus on anything else.
I figured I’d write a short story, maybe 20,000 words or so, but that didn’t go to plan. The characters didn’t seem to like the idea of existing for such a short time, they wanted (and needed) more time to run around the world I had created. I realised my original plot had enough scope for a good novel.
I was worried my enthusiasm for the plot would put me in the same position as my previous projects and I would run out of steam. I don’t get writer’s block but now and then I find plots and sub-plots a bit too much to digest. My solution was to write the story in 3 parts. No point staring at the entire forest when I can only climb one tree at a time, right? This made it easier to work on.
Under the banner of The Bloodwalker Legacy are three books - The Range, The Survivors and The Retreat. I handed the 4th draft of The Range to friends to beta read. The feedback from my beta readers has given me a lot to think about.
In November 2012 I finished the sixth draft of The Range. The word count stretched from 70,000 words to 110,000. After leaving it alone for a few months I knew there was stuff missing, bits and pieces the story needed to make it complete. I now plan to start seeking out an agent to take it on. Baby steps, Dave, finish the book first!
Also in November I took part in NaNoWriMo and cranked out 57,000 words of The Survivors. I had previously started the sequel but due to stupidity I lost a few thousand words when I deleted folders from my PC thinking they were junk.
I’ve never been happier with my writing than right now.
Even as I write this I have a smile on my face!
Publishing.
I was seriously considering setting up a blog to showcase The Range, and set it up as an eBook on Amazon. If I use a blog I can fill with all sorts of information, back story, character bio’s, plot ideas I dumped, extra bits I’ve left out, I guess the possibilities are endless. I’ve read about writers who have taken this route in order to build up a solid fan base prior to being published. It shows a potential publisher there is a market for a particular book or genre.
However, rather than separate my fiction from my blog I think it’s better to let readers see all of me, my writing and my blogging. I’m excited about it because for the first time I believe I have a story that is worthy of being read by more than just a few keys friends and family.
So why the change from Noobcake?
You noticed I have a passion for writing. Anyone who blogs regularly will know that bloggers are smitten with the written word, and have a need to fill their ego by publishing their stuff. Hey, a bit of ego rubbing is healthy stuff! Noobcake gave me a platform to exercise my investigative, journalistic (ish) nature. I wanted an avenue where I could unhook my fictional world building mind for a while and enjoy a different style of writing.
I’ve found that through blogging my enjoyment of fiction writing has increased dramatically. With the arrival of the WordPress PostADay20011 Challenge I’ve been privileged to join an online community bursting with ideas, people with a huge passion for writing I didn’t expect to find.
When deciding on a title for this blog I considered some lofty arty-farty words, deep meaningful stuff that would grab someone’s attention. I wanted something that would encapsulate what I was going to write about, my writing style, how my thought processes work and so on.
As I continued to blog and made friends with some great bloggers I realised that the blog title Noobcake wasn’t quite right if I wanted anyone to take me seriously. So I changed from Noobcake to my real name, Dave Farmer. Hey, Noobcake is cool but I doubt my parents had that in mind when they were mulling over names for their little baby boy! I guess I’ll always be a noob, I think everyone can relate to that at some point.
Do I have any advice?
Yes! Plenty! Freely given! Though I’m not an expert on writing I feel my experiences are worth sharing. I have been posting articles entitled “My BiC & Me:” where I discuss what I have learned as a writer. I like to think they can be of use to other writers though they are more of a personal journey in the world of fiction writing than a how-to-guide.
Click this thing to see my Writing Tips section and have a gander for yourself. You may find something of benefit there, at the very least you’ll discover what I have learned and where my passion for writing comes from.
For those of you with a burning desire to write, to create worlds and characters and plots, one the worst things to say to yourself or others is: “I’ve always wanted to write.” One day you’ might look back and think: “I wish I’d done some writing.”
If you want to write,
be like Nike and
JUST DO IT!
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Nice to meet you noobie! My hubby is a huge WOW player–sometimes I get a bit irritated but usually I’m glad he’s doing something for the pure fun of it. I enjoyed your blog. Keep it up! –Judy
Hey Judy! Thanks for the comment! WoW can be viewed as a strange hobby by those who don’t play, and it’s often talked about in hushed voices in case someone over hears the speak of the nerd! I don’t play as much as I used to but I keep popping back now and then! Thanks for your kind words!
What a great post….I can’t wait to read part one….I am a huge fantasy fan….have nearly all Terry Pratchett’s books and am really annoyed he has altzheimers!
I am not sure how to do this story in progress thingie but will see if I can work it out.
Hey Granny! I love Terry Pratchett’s stuff, it is a true shame he has Alzheimer’s. Did you happen to see the documentary about him and his life after being diagnosed? I’m sure you can find it online somewhere.
Great to read about you and your writing adventure! I have never been a huge fantasy fan, however I have liked the twilight series
And good luck with the writing project!
Hi Smilesnddreams, love the name! Thanks for the comment. I’ve just recently watched 2 of the twilight series and whilst I did enjoy them I found the second one lacking something, looking forward to the 3rd one, I forget the name now. Vampire stories do intrigue me, I thought Interview with a Vampire was very good, worth checking out if you haven’t seen it.
Noobcake The 3rd installment of The Twilight Saga is called Eclipse I prefer the books to the movies but the movie is worth a look. Anything vampire is a plus!
Ah, Eclipse! That’s the one! Considering the old saying of its best to read the book before you see the movie, do you think It’s worth reading the books for the Twilight Saga even though I’ve seen the first 2 films?
I read the books after I had already watched the movies and I have to say I was disappointed in the movies. Read the books there is more in the books than you will see in the film!
Reckon I’ll give the books a read then, there’s always stuff they won’t or can’t translate into film that fans miss out on.
like what you have to say, and the forthright manner in which you say it.
Thank you very much hugmamma, appreciate the comment!
I love writing too. I started writing even since I was a teenager, then in French. And then in English when I move to the UK at 19. Unfortunately, I noticed the other day, writing has always gotten me into trouble – my mum used to read my “journal intime”, a casual boyfriend of mine hacked my computer to check what I had been up to behind his back (he didn’t like what he saw and made me pay for 6 months) and more recently my husband told me he read bits of the journals I (hand)wrote when I was trying to find myself in my late 20s, all written under the influence (of pot or hangovers)…apparently, he didn’t like what he saw either. When we split he suggested I should burn them too…(I don’t know if I could)
I have started many a blog, some serious, some fun, some informative. I have none active anymore. Actually I do, but I am scared of carrying on – the first entry apparently was enough to mute some of my friends. The title of the blog is Warts and All and the entry is labelled “The day the world as I knew it stopped”…it talks about the night my husband pulled the plug on our relationship. I quite liked the entry, I thought it portrayed the emotion of the night very well, but I really didn’t expect the reaction I got from the four friends I sent it to to see what they thought, one went quiet, one cried, one apologized for not having understood quite how much the breakup had affected me (although I think that particular friend was just too wrapped up in her own shit to see outside her life, because frankly, when your husband pulls the plug on an 11 years relationship, of course it’s gonna hurt a bit more than a bit)
I know my husband would kill me if he saw that blog, but how can you write about yourself without being too personal? Damn, some very juicy stuff has happened since that would make amazing reading, especially in the human behaviour spectrum (betrayal, sleep deprivation, extraordinary strength, renewal etc) but I freeze when I look at the blog….any advice?
Gosh, what drama! I think there can be a fine line between telling the entire truth and writing enough for it to be therapeutic & inspiring to others. When I started my blog I never imagined I’d write such an emotional piece about my Grandad or my Dad. There’s plenty of things I could write about but choose to leave out because it isn’t relevant in my life now.
And then there’s the matter of confidentiality, to a degree, do you write about someone when it could damage or cause problems in their life? I don’t see any problems telling the truth, though sometimes we have to hold back just a little bit on some of the details. Having said that there’s a lot to be said for putting the truth out there if you feel it is necessary due to a wrong doing or a warning to others etc. After all we learn from each other and what better way to share than through a blog?
Maybe your experiences would be an inspiration to others, you never know.
I know what bugs me about blogging….It seems bloggers are mainly anonymous and I hate secrets so couldn’t do it under un nom de plume. I have seen many bloggers being “outed” and how damaging this was to them, until they realize that life goes on (Belle du jour, La Petite Anglaise). What is really so wrong about writing under your own name if what you talk about is your own true thoughts?
That’s one of the reasons I will be changing my blog title soon. I want to publicise my novel and having a cute/funky/mysterious/clever blog tag isn’t very professional, even though I love Noobcake! I’m currently editing my novel so I won’t be ready to make changes to my blog just yet.
Nothing wrong with telling your own true thoughts. I read plenty of blogs where people speak their minds, and are supported for doing so.
ps: I wasn’t talking about you btw when I complained about about anonymous bloggers, it seems you are reknowned
He he! That’s not my real face! And the yelling tongue dude at the top is just something I found that made me smile!
That’s my favourite pics…anyway, I have apparently launched myself properly in this blogging world…I hope I am not infringing anyone’s privacy…apart from the first 2 posts though, the rest is all about me, me, me, how selfish
ps: thanks for inspiring me
Most blogs are all about the blogger, with some exceptions obviously, but that’s what makes them so fascinating, they’re windows into other folks’ lives, so even those who deny being voyeurs can enjoy connecting with like minded people.
Everyone has a story to tell even if they don’t lead complex or amazing lives.
I can’t wait living a simple and “uneventful” life
I come here via Redneck Princess! Nice to meet you! I look forward to reading all your post.
Hi! Thanks for stopping by and saying hi!
You have a great blog here. Your content seems very thorough, very honest, and very helpful. You leave me no choice but to subscribe.
And I certainly can’t speak for anyone else, but I would take you seriously as Noobcake. A man who calls himself that, well, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
I have nominated you for the ‘One Lovely Blog’ Award. Please see the details here:
http://insanityreignssupreme.wordpress.com/2012/01/20/insanity-reigns-supreme-is-one-lovely-blog/
CONGRATULATIONS!
Do an ebook on Kindle for your book. You could do amazingly well with the right promotion and if you set up a blog.
BTW, I got to your blog doing a search for WOW’s Monopoly board. LOVE yours. In fact, I just linked to your site from my site,
http://bloodygoodgames.com/2012/02/20/world-of-warcraft-monopoly-could-be-the-next-big-hit/
I wrote my first novel in 1968, my first year in college, after attending a Ray Bradbury author event. After that, I never stopped writing. I even changed my major and ended with a BA in journalism and then an MFA in writing in addition to seven years attending a weekly writing workshop out of UCLA’s extension writing program.
Traditional Publishing is not the only path to become a published author.
There is self-publishing where you pay a publisher, for example, Publish America, Lulu or iUniverse, but then you have that imprint and they publish anything and everything edited or not and it sort of taints good work by a dedicated writer. Association and all that.
Then there is Indie Publishing, where you publish under your own imprint through LSI, Create Space, Amazon, Kindle, Smashwords, etc.
An industry has sprouted around indie publishing where authors may find editors to edit the rough draft and artists to create a cover, etc.
I’m sure you have heard of Amanda Hocking by now. She is an indie that went viral selling millions of copies, and then along came a traditional publisher that offered her a $2 million contract after she earned a few million as an indie author. It took her nine years after publishing her first work.
The benefit of going Indie as Amanda Hocking did is the author earns more in royalties, had more control over his or her work, and promotion is the same as any traditional author. Publishers expect authors to promote the same way most dedicated indie authors promote.
For example, my branded author’s platform is four Blogs and several Websites in addition to a Facebook page, Twitter account, etc.
After a long writing journey from 1968 and more than a dozen book-length manuscripts, I self-published my first novel and two years later went Indie. I’m now an award winning, mid list author with sales approaching 11,000 copies.
You have choices. For example, if you live in California, you may want to think about joining the California Writer’s Club that was founded by Jack London in 1909. The CWC is building a Publishing Pathways program for members to use to guide them through the publishing path he or she wants be it tradition, self-published or indie.
Why wait? You have dedicated years to learning the craft of writing. Jump in the ocean and start swimming.
Lloyd, apologies, I never replied to your comment, for which I thank you. I’m working on a synopsis at the moment, which I’m finding more than a little tricky. My aim is to start working out how and who to contact about getting my novel out there. An agent feels like the logical choice instead of contacting publishers directly, though I’m open to suggest why that would be a wrong path to venture down.
I’m prepared to try that method as I’d love to see my work in a bookshop one day. Having said that there is definite appeal in publishing on Kindle for example, something I’m not ruling out.
I shall indeed be jumping in, after a few warm up exercises, and although the ocean looks kinda scary from the shore, I have a feeling it’s not so bad once I start swimming! Or at least I hope it isn’t.
Dave,
Check with publishers to see if they accept unsolicited work. Most major houses do not do this and will only accept work that is represented by a reputable literary agent. The reason most publishers do not look at unsolicited work anymore is because there is too much of it and the cost is prohibitive to hire people to do this work.
Instead, lit agencies have become the middle man for publishers. One agent husband and wife team successfully in the business for more than forty years talked to the writing club I belong to and we were told they reject about 99% of the manuscripts submitted to them and then they sent the 1% they accept to publishers and 99% of those are rejected. We were told it might take years for an agent to find a publisher willing to sign on a new author.
That is why it helps to start building an author platform months and possibly years before publishing the first book. Publishers are more willing to look at work when an author has a popular Website/Blog with a large following.
hehehe you are soo a writer..thats the longest About Me I ever read..and I read it all! which is something as I normally just scan these things:) but sounds like you write about the stories I love to read (David Gemmell, Robin Hobb jump to my mind), so I shall now go and explore the rest of your blog…and I found your blog via my DD looking for a WOW board game and yours looks amazing it is EXACTLY what she wants..although we were wondering about the money 200 gold each time is gonna be mighty heavy:) anyway of to explore:)
Thanks for your kind comment. When I first set up my blog I debated whether to keep an About page short and sweet or push on and give what can be a rather limp and pointless page some solid meat and bones. It’s funny how considering my blog tends to lean toward writing, aside from my musings on life, one of the biggest draws is the WoW Monoply board.
In regard to the gold issue, I figured it would be better to have paper money rather than actual gold, as yes that would very heavy to carry. Funny how that sort of weight issue is overlooked in Warcraft, a bit like carrying huge bags for loot which you never see weighing down any characters playing!
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