God & His Marketing Team

On Day 5, after God had created the animals of the Earth, He gathered together his marketing team and handed them the task of designing the next big thing – Mankind. He left them with a broad concept and one afternoon in which to come up with something better than the Great Monkey Failure. The marketing team weren’t worried, one afternoon was a very long time in those days and they had lots of paper and pencils.

The Bible is pretty vague when it describes how God created the Earth in 7 days. How the marketing team designed the blueprint for Mankind didn’t add anything to the story so it was edited from the final draft. God is a clever chap, wise, witty, forward-thinking, not to mention a great Poker player, but back in the Beginning the grand plan was time-consuming enough and He couldn’t waste it on Mankind when there was an entire animal kingdom to create.

So this is the story of how the Angelic Marketing Team Ltd. created us.